Ten points to Gryffindor if you know where I stole my title from.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially a professional writer.
How, might you ask?
To put it simply, I wrote 491 words that someone liked enough to buy for their website. I didn’t make much off of it, but there is money in my account right now.
And they want me to write more.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Take that, insecurity.
(If I truly was Jo March, this would be the moment when someone would announce they had scarlet fever. Please don’t.)