Note: We’re not going to talk about Ryan Lochte losing two races to the French. (The French – anyone but the French! Ugh.)
Whatever. I’m fine.
So… remember when I blogged about the USA Olympic swim team’s viral video to “Call Me Maybe?” Well, I got loads of comments on that one. Loads.
Okay, fine. I got loads of spam.
At first I was just amused. I mean, I tend to get the odd spammer when I post, sure. And sometimes I’ll write something that gets quite a few hits in a day, and the spammers sit up and take notice.
But this – this is unprecedented.
After my post was pubslished, I was spammed within an hour. Later that night, I had another comment. When I signed in today, I had nineteen. In the time it took to read them, I received my twentieth.
They are hilarious.
I’m jumping on the Share-And-Respond-To-Spammers bandwagon here, but some of these just make me laugh, and I want to share. So in honor of Monday, here are my favorites from the list. Enjoy.
From fingernail fungus treatment:
I’ll make a deal with you, fingernail fungus treatment: I’ll use spellcheck, and you brush up on your punctuation and capitalization skills. Okay?
Oh, what were you trying to tell reality? I’m curious.
From shocking videos:
I wrote the e-book. Wow.
“Force the message home?” That doesn’t sound very PC to me. Where’s the tolerance in that?
From ripped usa muscle:
The clarity of that last question scares me. However, you call yourself “ripped usa muscle”. You wouldn’t happen to know Lochte by any chance?
From Cheap offshore hostingldedicated servicelcheap webhosting:
No, thank you one million! You’re enthusiasm rocks! However, I do not think that I qualify as a professional on Lochte, the USA swim team, or Carly Rae Jepsen.
From Seo Pressor:
Thank you for your concern. May the SEO be ever in your favor.
From Affordable IT Services, Free IT Consultation,IT Research papers and all related to IT:
God bless you, too, man.
From pinguinos que vuelan:
I’m going to make that my new motto, pinguinos: “At all times maintain it up!”
I’m terribly flattered, cantando, but I think we’re moving too fast. I think we should see other bloggers. It’s not me, it’s you.
Financial Services for Iran:
How could we be in contact? Iran wants to contact me?
I’m sure there will be more opportunities for you to learn more about the USA team.
And yes, it is time to be happy. Here, have a funny picture of Ryan Lochte.